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Hot Naked High-School Teachers
Cover design by Susie Dotan

Robert Remembers How Arte Johnson (1929-2019) Recorded His Audiobook

Arte Johnson reads Chapter 16 of "The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun."

The Sound of One Fan Clapping

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Praise for the works of Robert Kaplow

"Joyful and alive, crackling with wonder."
   —Kirkus Reviews (starred review)

"Breezy and beautiful."
   —Entertainment Weekly

"...wildly funny, biting satire..."
   —Publishers Weekly

"This parody is outrageous, outlandish, and laugh-out-loud funny."
   —The Globe and Mail

"Robert Kaplow is a gifted storyteller. He writes with originality and humor and lifts the human spirit."
   —George Shapiro, Executive Producer, Seinfeld

"The characters are quirky, funny, and eminently themselves. The story rings with true—and rings with laughter."
   —ALA Booklist (starred review)

"Funny. Irreverent. Fast-paced. Parody at its best. Kaplow's clever spoof will please everyone but its victims."
   —Library Journal